Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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