- Anti Joke

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why? Why not?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

no.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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