What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

knock,knock you suck

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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