How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

ever tried african food? they neither

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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