- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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