How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...