- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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