What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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