What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Your Mom!!!

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Your mom went to college

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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