- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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