- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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