what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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