What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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