Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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