- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

I need to start studying.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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