- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

An Asian with a big dick.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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