- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

It's all Taggart

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

XD Jackass.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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