- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Good job, son.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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