- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Andoni was here

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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