Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Justin Bieber.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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www.xnxx.com

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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