- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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