- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

kennah campion... being nice

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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