How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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