- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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