- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

homosexuals are gay

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Women's rights.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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