Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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