whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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