What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Ol-ive

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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