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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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