what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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womens rights

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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