- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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