- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Andoni was here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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