A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Justin Bieber.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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