A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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