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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Donald Trump

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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