- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A pope meets another one

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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