- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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