A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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