What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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