I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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these are shit

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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13 =B you just learned something

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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