- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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