- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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