- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

XD Jackass.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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