- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

I have a horse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Your mom is so nice.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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