What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

rent a cops

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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