- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

one stop shop

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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