A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Anti Joke

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