I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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