Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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