Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

whats brown and booky a book.

A Mormon walks into a bar

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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