A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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