- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

can you pass the soap?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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