It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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where's mom I killed her

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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