Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Haha, I get it..

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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