Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Latvia isn't a joke

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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