- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Roses are red Im adopted

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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