- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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