What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Japan

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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