Honk if you're Amish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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