what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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