- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What stops a train? A missile

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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