why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How do you spell eight? 8

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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