- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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