- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

penis. nuff said.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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