- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

You're so sweet I have diabetes

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

knock knock? come in

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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