- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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