- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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