Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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I C U P White stuff

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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