How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Your girlfriend.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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