- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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