Balls

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The FCC

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

tea with milk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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