The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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