- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

The chickens have become self-aware!

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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