Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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