Justin Bieber.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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ask me if im a door yes

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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