- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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