- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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