- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Honk if you're Amish!

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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