- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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